Best 20 Funny Animals Jokes
Best 20 Funny Animals Jokes
Here are 20 funny animal jokes for you:
1. Why don’t elephants use computers?
– They’re afraid of the mouse!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
– Fsh!
3. Why did the cow go to space?
– To visit the Milky Way!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
– Frostbite!
5. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
– Because then they’d be bagels!
6. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
– Chocolate mousse!
7. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
– He had a jump in his car!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– A gummy bear!
9. Why did the chicken join a band?
– Because it had the drumsticks!
10. What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school?
– Hisstory!
11. Why did the lobster blush?
– Because the seaweed! (Get it? "Seaweed" sounds like "she’d"!)
12. What do you call a sleeping bull?
– A bulldozer!
13. Why don’t owls ever go on dates?
– They’re too hootiful for anyone!
14. What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?
– Their Aunt Arctica!
15. Why did the dog sit in the shade?
– Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
– No idea (no-eye deer)!
17. Why did the squirrel bring a parachute to the party?
– In case things got nuts!
18. What do you call a sheep that knows karate?
– A lamb chop!
19. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
– Because it was well-armed!
20. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
– Sofishticated!
Hope these jokes make you laugh—or at least groan! 😆🐾
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